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you can do it ~ ice cube

#NUMBER 152ONEHUNDRED&FIFTYTWO
I worked all night long last night! Dreams of work are nuts! I was relieved getting up! How often does that happen?

AND OMGOMGOMG! Seta is three months preggers! Oh gosh! Oh Josh! You stud! Oh wow!

On my walk/running as fast as my legs can go voyage to work yesterday morning I was stopped by a gentleman of about 25 calling at me from his apartment. He wanted to know if I could see his weed plant from his window. He had hidden it behind another plant, but it was still peeking out from behind. So I called up that he should trim it back. He sounded offended and yelled, “I ain’t giving you my trimmings!”

“Is it high in here, or is it just me?”

Katie, Kat and I are all sitting on a bed leaning against the wall blitzed out of our skulls.
“Guys… we’re high… in a pink room…”
15 minutes later
“Guys… we’re still high… in a pink room…”

I strongly suggest everyone try some weed and watch a little film called The Producers. I laughed so hard. SO hard. That movie is brilliantly funny sober, so imagine it in a state of infinite giggly happiness barf. FANtastic!

Would I be a bad parent to name my potential future child Lucifer? I mean, he was once an angel, and supposedly God named him, and it’s a really gorgeous name! The reason I ask is because “I, Lucifer” by Glen Duncan is about to be made into a film and it just reminds me how much I love the name. Daniel Craig, Mr. Bond James Bond himself is going to be playing him. Oh how I love Layer Cake! Daniel! Why have I not seen you as Bond! I FAIL!

Anywho, I shopped yesterday, though I got nothing of any substance. I am going to go to College Heights with Mike today so he can get his new iPod Shuffle. I also need to send mail, but I am not sure how well I will do at this. I was attacked by cute kittens all night long. It was torture, and I’m not kidding. You cannot harm a kitten or even three, no matter how many times they scratches at your face and sit on your head. They are so annoying, but so cute. When they do get tuckered out and they lie with you and sleep, it’s just the cutest thing in the world.

On my way home from Danielle’s, where I spent the night, I saw a glamorous woman walking her equally glamorous afghan hound. I had never seen one before today, or if I had, I had not appreciated it for its graceful manner. It snowed another foot overnight, so it was quite the sight.

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Okay, so I need to start posting when I am done writing. So anyways, since I left this… yesterday, maybe the day before, it’s snowed at least another foot. It is insane. Oh Em Gee! So much snow! Everywhere! It’s like being a midget in a normal winter! Speaking of people with dwarfism; The other day while waiting for the bus, I saw a small child—I am laughing so hard typing this—and blurted out with professional foot-in-mouth results, “Oh my god! Is that a midget!?!?” Mike and Amberlee were with me and we all were laughing stupidly hard. We may have been intoxicated.

Before we went out to the bus we were sitting in the mall atrium to stay warm, and some bratty children called us bums and swore at us and threw milk. It was infuriating. I wanted to throw them under a moving vehicle, but they were running so fast like mad folk that I didn’t have to worry. Yes, they were hit by a truck. The truck stopped and both of them were pinned under each other, under one wheel. Pretty intense if I do say so myself. And me, being the nice person I am, I made many jokes about road kill. They were dead by then of course. Mike went over and urinated on them...

Okay, I am totally making this up! They ran and played in the snow, they didn’t die, though now, if they did, I would feel horrible!

Anywho, today I had a fantastic time working, and I have the next two days off. I am excited! I also get paid on Friday, so hopefully I can catch up on a few more things.

Click on these to piss yourself laughing at what I can only hope is an epileptic cat , a Gremlin disguised as a dog, and the only cat I have ever wanted to adopt


Later,
GangSTARS
<3

Don't stop ninja, hit it!
I will!
Don't stop ninja, hit it!
I will!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it, do it to it!