#NUMBER 140ONEHUNDRED&FORTY
Browsing sites such as MySpace and Nexopia is such fun. People really need to learn to love themselves as they are or start a diet. Seriously! Contrasting out your facial features, sucking in your cheeks, squishing your chubby thighs together and taking the shot from way above your head is NOT FOOLING ANYONE. We all know that you are fat, and I don't really mind not knowing what you look like, but COME ON! It's like a clone factory!

In other, less important news, Britney Spears has announced her pregnancy number two. I knew this though as she recently has been looking gorgeous again. Those pregnant ladies and their always looking so damn cute you wanna feed them hordes of sandwiches! Also preggers is my favourite Ex, soon to be Re, Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell. Yes, later this year the girls will be releasing their Greatest Hits Album. Everyone is getting one for Christmas! <3 <3 <3

I shall conclude my celebrity gossip with this. I think despite her resent amazing nose job Ashlee Simpson is still below attractive. Also, she still has cankles and bad teeth! That’s right, I went there. What you gonna do? Say somethin’, say sun’tin’!

Okay, so two hours till I act again. I shall work on secret project mother’s day.